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Yes Little Cousin. I'm going to call you out, call your older sister and mother and tell them to get you to take the naked pics off of FB. {No seriously. She put semi nude pics on FB} I thought you had more sense than this. You're 25 and should know better. Your sister and I are 30. We're not jealous and we're not prudes. I work in HR and I want you to have a somewhat decent job one day. Sigh...
I hate dating. I hate dating so much. This guy 1) brought me to some club after I said I hated clubs 2) tried to put his hand up my skirt 3) said to me, and I quote, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there would be so many black people here," and then didn't know why I was offended since I'm not black and 4) just texted me a naked picture even though I've been ignoring him for 3 days. God damn it I hate dating.
Us getting together and having some alone time IS a "date", you b*tch. Jealous much? Yes we go to the movies too, but damn right if he only has two hours free, we are going to spend it with each other naked, not just watching other people naked. If he has four, then we will go to the movies after. :) Bite me.
Every once in a while when my boyfriend can tell that I'm feeling down about myself, he insists that I do a little personal dance for him. When I asked why, he said it's not just because he wants to see me naked, it's because he wants ME to see that he enjoys what he sees. Nothing else should matter. He wants me to know that I AM beautiful. What a wonderful man :)
I accidentally walked in on my sister's naked husband while he was changing. But I guess I was so shocked, I just stood there and started babbling about lunch plans while staring at his package! Luckily he was cool about it, and my sister laughed about it.
I just don't get how so many women attract multiple partners-where do you meet them? are you not very choosey? Damn I'm at a loss. I'm smart, funny, attractive. I encounter men but none of them are worth getting naked with. My sex drive is off the chart but I just can't settle.
He told me when I come to bed tonight, to come and sit on him naked. I think it might be time to go to bed now and wake him up. Hope he wakes up and he's not snoring. Snoring means he won't wake up. But, I bet if I sit on his face naked, he'll wake up ;)
