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Head is about to explode! Office Manager just called and revealed an incredible bit of news which could aid in the destruction of our very unstable boss..... the problem is I have to keep the secret until the boss' reveals her stupid plan......AAAAGH! IT IS SUCH A JUICY BIT OF NEWS!!!!
Well dear leader,
The six emails before 6:30 on a Sunday morning regarding the employees newsletter which should have gone out several weeks ago does suggest that you are being to panic about how everyone perceives your leadership at the office!!!
Well the good news is that we aren't missing $100,000.00 dollars! We are only missing 80,000.00.....
Whew what a relief!
Hey, new trainee who got "nauseous" when setting up a particularly nasty sputum culture--I got news for you, Toots: You picked the wrong line of work, sweetheart.
I hate people who walk around like their ish don't stink broadcasting the faults/mistakes of everyone like it's national news but when it's YOU who have done wrong, suddenly all is quiet on the home front. Could you at least whisper an apology?
Well have what could be a truly ugly meeting today - and I am stressed and afraid - the good news if I do anything really bad the cops have already visited me because someone thinks I am suicidal - I am not! I am more homicidal at the moment..........
I can't stand it when ppl email me "Hey, any news on this????" referring to a mile long email exchange below. A) nope, no news, if I had news I'd let you know and B) you can't even say "Hey, any news on the XYZ project?" LAZY
i just played MASH online (yes, i am that bored...) and have wonderful news to share. apparently, i am destined to live in a mansion in los angeles, marry will arnette, drive a green volvo, have 0 kids, and be a teacher. guess, i'd better get started! first step, tell dh and the kids...

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