DD has been rotten today. I can see the terrible twos coming from a distance. We got up this morning, and I couldn't wait till naptime, and now I can't wait for her bedtime. This is one of those days where I miss her being a newborn, and sleeping 16 hours a day. I think she's posessed by a very obnoxious demon who likes to scream "MINE!" and "NO!" at the top of its lungs, and who loves performing the limp noodle when I go to pick her up. I don't drink, but yeah, I need a drink.

Two years ago, my husband had an affair w/ a married woman. She was sleeping with HER husband too & got pregnant during the affair. She claimed her husband was the father, but refused to show us the results of the DNA test. I want to find out the paternity even if the couple stayed together. However, my husband seems content with her claim that he is not the father. The woman says if we contact her again about the DNA test, she will file a restraining order against us. I just want to know--I NEED to know--even if my husband is ignoring the issue.

Dear friend, I know you're still sort of new to this step-dad thing, but your SS is 11, not 3. You can bring him to an adult party and send him off to bed at 11pm, but you CAN'T then shoosh the rest of us and tell us we're too loud, your son is sleeping. He's 11! It's adult time! You're in someone else's house! Stop being obnoxious.

I'm pregnant and am going to eat a lot of ice cream because tomorrow is my birthday and I am so depressed. My dd is with her dad for the weekend and my bf expects me to drive 2 hours to go see him at 5am because he has been out of town. I will be sleeping in

I have no problem with my niece sleeping over with other kids; I like to meet their parents at LEAST 5 times though..why deny her that? Besides, it's good for her to be away from us and see how other people do stuff, IMO. (of course I say no if I'm not comfortable or don't know the parents).

DS2 is going to my Moms' house for a sleepover tonight, thing I most looking forward too is sleeping until 8am. Oh YEAH 8am...

Oh dear children of mine, please just play outside while it's nice. When it's rainy (which is a lot) they are begging to be out. So why now that it is nice do they keep coming in and out slamming the door everytime when the littles are sleeping!

No joke: I'm so tired that I dream of sleeping. I have these elaborate dreams of sleeping a full night ALONE in a plush bed with beautiful clean white bedding and fluffy pillows.

I was talking to my DS (6) about starting to use an alarm clock for school mornings. I explained that it makes a loud noise so that you know it's time to get up. He said "but mom, what if I'm still sleeping? The loud noise will wake me up." I love the innocence of kids!! :)

6 month baby had more shots today :[ and a confirmed ear infection :[ When we gave her the Rx she vomited an adult size amount which shes never done before. She is sleeping peacefully now... so why does mommy feel so aweful!?!?