DS3 is completely day toilet trained.....as long as he is naked below the waist. As soon as he has underwear or pull ups on, he stops using the toilet and goes in his pants. He starts daycare in two weeks and can't be having multiple accidents a day. I don't know what to do!

My DH knows about my affair from long ago I think we both pretend it didn't happen and he loves me and I him. Having those unsaid words dont mean anything. Not to mention he has had his transgressions too. They haven't ended in sex but sending videos of him playing with himself and getting back pics of naked Chica back is close enough I caught him he swore hell never do it again so I have to trust that. In my mind we are even.

I don't like having little kids. They do pester. I can't wait for them to grow up. The day they don't want to hang on me you'll find me doing a naked, drunk jig in the street. It will be a glimmer of hope that I will get my life back at some point.

DS came home from school, ate a snack and then went immediately upstairs. I was a bit sad because I thought he either had a bad time at school or he is getting older and doesn't want to hang with mom anymore. Finally I went upstairs to see what he was doing and he was sitting on the floor playing Legos and matchbox cars naked from the waist down like he was 3 again. I laughed so hard and asked if he was having a good time. I think I couldn't have loved him more than at that moment!

Years ago, when we lived on a quiet country road behind a business that stored construction equipment, a young woman knocked on our door at about 6am. She was naked, wrapped in a blanket she found in our car and had no idea where she was. She woke up with her clothes gone in one of the cabs of the equipment in front of our house. From how she acted I was sure she had been roofied and raped. I called the cops and she freaked out and left, but they picked her up (wearing my borrowed clothes but no shoes) and took her for medical attention. I still think of her and hope that she is ok now.

Ours is "You should probably check the potatoes". And there is actually a reason behind it. Once, I asked my husband to check on the potatoes that were boiling. When he came out of the kitchen I was standing naked in the hallway. It's been "check the potatoes" ever since.

Oh yeah, DH craved intimacy so he joined a swingers club without so much as informing me. How would you get true real intimacy at one of those places? He just wanted to cheat and that was a conveneint way to do it. I want to know if he posted naked pix of me on their site.

When my cousin (who is a modern day hippie) BF she would strip the kid down naked and she would unbutton her shirt all the way but left it on (she didn't wear a bra). This all with no regard to who was around. It left everyone uncomfortable and you didn't know whether to look at her or not. I tried to be comfortable and nonchalant about it but frankly I am not used to seeing people in various states of nakedness while making small talk. I felt the same way the one and only time I went to Hooters. Where should I look, up? down? no where?

I knew a French kid who was a squealing maniac that ran around naked. I think he was 4? Anyway, kids are kids.

There is a huge number of naked ladies sitting around my house. Of course they are all dolls of my daughters and the first thing she always wants to do is take off their clothes. At least one is wearing a bib.