We're house hunting and DH's mom is worried to death that we'll move closer to my family. Dear God, it's 40 minutes away. The horror!!! Cut the umbilical cord! We have a child and I want to be closer to my mom...my mom who actually attempts to come around and SEE her grandkid! Unlike MIL, who lives 5 miles away and we see every 2 weeks.

yep, my MIL still bugs the shit out of me.

My MIL sent our son a Happy 5th Birthday card. He just turned 6.

Yep, I did go to a weekend-long music festival while my DH stayed home with our 2 month old DS. I had a great weekend, and they had a great weekend. Daddy got some one-on-one bonding time, and I got some time to sleep and relax! (Before any BF/FF fight starts, I had planned on BF, and DH was going to stay at a local hotel with DS so I could. DS was starving, literally had to stay overnight in the hospital, as I could not produce milk, so he was FF. This was confirmed by 2 Dr's and 3 lactation consultants.) Nope, NO mommy guilt!

I don't know what I am going to with myself when mil moves in with us to our 1.5 bedrm, 1100 sq. feet apartment. Am I going to be able to get on the internet, scream at the kids, fart? My cooking is not going to be good enough, I am not going to be good enough. If I lived in a spacious house, I would not mind- but in this apartment we are going to be pratically on top of each other! ugh. double ugh.

I cannot stand dealing with people with serious obsessive compulsive disorder because my father dealt with it the entire time I was growing up and I don't have a good relationship with him. I inherited a mild case of it and I hate when I see him in myself or others. Watching the tv show Monk literally makes me sick to my stomach. How stupid is that? I don't dislike the people, just the disorder. =(

I have a newly diagnosed autistic son and some days I think WHY me?? He's sweet but some days it's so hard I just want to run away and never look back. My husbands in the military and we're in a new place a 1000 miles from friends and family. I get frustrated I yell I shut down I hate myself

What would I do if my kids wanted to join the military?Well if it was my tennager some days my response would be here let me help you pack....ughhhhh teenagers

I work at a grocery store and I told a lady today that she had too much cereal for her WIC check. I wasn't rude, I have been on WIC for crying out loud. When she got the new box of cereal she threw it at me. The store manager wants to call the WIC office and report her, at 1st I wanted to as well, but she is such a fucking scum bag I feel sorry for the kids. I bet if they kick her off WIC they will never have any fucking milk!

I sometimes squirt my baby's face with breast milk. Just grab the boob and give it a good squeeze. She's a year old. She thinks its hilarious.