I want to take some spinning and aerobics classes at the gym but the instructors and music are so loud and shrill I have to plug my ears just walking by the room! WHY does it have to be so LOUD?!!

Don't you hate it when someone close to you decides to get in shape and then they become the food police and the exercise Nazi's for everybody around them?!

I do hope wine is part of a "Clear Liquid" diet!

I just have to say this here b/c I can't put it on facebook. I'm so disappointed in my mother.I am her oldest of 6 children and was supposed to be the executor of her will when she died.She just changed that and made my sister's live in boyfriend her executor. I feel humiliated and dishonored in front of my whole family. I don't even want to see her anymore I'm so hurt.

I can never go into the kitchen and just fix myself a little something to eat without somebody wanting something too, from the husband and kid to the freakin cat! I just wanna damn sandwich, I don't feel like feeding everybody right now!

I gave my daughter one of my favorite summer dresses that I got a lot of compliments on. She liked it but it was too long. So I cut it and hemmed it and ironed it. Today I saw it thrown on the floor in her room. It made me cry.

I'm sitting at my desk reading something long on the computer screen and someone walks by and tells me to wake up. FUCK YOU!!

My youngest is almost 21, an honor student in college and still lives at home. It is so hard for me to not ask her when she's coming home or where she's been. Sometimes she texts me to say she's staying at a friend's for the night. The hardes thing is to say/do nothing.

DO NOT take work off my desk while I'm working on it! You always screw it up anyway.

I think Botox for frown lines should be covered by workman's comp.

There is a guy at my husband's company that has no wife and a teenage daughter that he seems way too "close" to. He always has his arm around her or is whispering in her ear. When I was her age I would have been grossed out if my dad acted like that. Something's not right here.

She's wearing a perfume that smells like NyQuil on steroids. My eyes are watering and I think I just threw up a little, and someone just told her how good she smells. I guess it's all subjective.

You are a nice guy and all but please, for the love of all that's holy, take your cologne marinated self somewhere far away from my desk. I can't breathe!

The single confessions are so much deeper and heart rending than the mom confessions. I'm a mom too but I think having children turns our minds to mush.

Just saw a pic of my ex on the sheriff's dept. web site. It's like the picture of Dorian Grey. I swear there are horns coming out of his head!

My husband is a good, honest, intelligent and hard working guy and he has a bully for a boss. Wish he could quit but in this economy he's going to have to stick it out. I feel so sorry for him. Everyday he hates to go to work.

My DH works for a family owned company and he is MISERABLE! He comes home and pours out his grief to me and I can't get in a word edgewise. I think this job will kill him if he doesn't get something else. I can't make it better honey, I wish I could.

Just did my annual refrigerator clean out and clean up before the holidays. How does a closed box get so FILTHY inside?

The glue gun is the handiest decorating tool EVER! Ornaments won't stay on the tree? Garland falling off the mantle? Wallpaper falling off the wall? Hell, half the stuff in my house can be fixed with a glue gun! Can't wait to tell the husband! He'll be so pleased!