ramen noodles, you are hard to eat. after a tongue piercing, that is. 15 minutes into this and i haven't even made a dent in the bowl.

i have a u.t.i. and no money/insurance to go to the doctors. also, too many bills from the hospital because of my constant u.t.i's. ):

you got fatter. yes, muwahaha!!

i hate not getting laid the day you shave EVERYTHING. such a waste.

i'm getting my tongue pierced today. some guy told me, "don't get that done, that's icky." you know, keep those stupid remarks to yourself, it's not like i'm going out to get it done for you anyway.

i work as an interviewer (a phone job) all my bosses and supervisors are obese and it really makes me sick. its the perfect job for them, not me and my skinny ass.

i hate the pet name, baby. it's just disgusting to me. i like babe waaaay the hell more.

there isn't really a place to put this, buuut, i watched my sister's keeper last nite. if you feel like having a cry-day, watch it. i shit you not, it will do the job.

i had a dream last nite that the world became vampires. you had the choice to become one and then give your lover the magical vampire "kiss". me and my boyfriend "kissed" each other when we orgasmed so we wouldn't feel the pain of it. i have watched too much vampire movies, lately.

your birthday, our 1 year anniversary and valentine's day is all in the same day. i'm broke. ): i feel like a terrible girlfriend.

i found out my sexual fetishs are bears. (men on the chubbier side with hairy chests.) mmm.

i hope when i get married one day, my sex life doesn't go down the drains like all the other married people. i plan to bring sexy back, every damn day. (: