I can't believe that I just told my husband that the best Valentine's present he could get me was a vasectomy

Dear Guy from the Warehouse: I still have a tremendous crush on you. I am happily married, but . The fact that I had a dream about you last night made it EXTREMELY difficult to look you in the eye when you came by to chip in for the weekly lottery pool. I must have acted like a 13 year old.

It must really take a concerted effort to be as unpleasant as you are. I love how you call everyone stupid or an idiot after you hang up the phone with them. Do you ever notice that the common thread in all of your bad conversations and failed relationships is you? The other thing I love about working with you is that you never lift a finger to actually do anything here. You sit around on People.com all day. Will you please just sign up for SSI already so we can all get on with our lives!??!!!

I don't feel like I have the awesome marriage everyone thinks I have.

I cannot believe how unbelievably selfish your brother and father are. They should be shot for how terribly they walk all over your poor mother.

I am really, really sad. A month ago, my husband had emergency brain surgery. Doctors found a tumor and it is malignant. He is now relearning how to do everything in a rehab hospital. I have zero support from his family. In fact, the are being somewhat assholish in their criticism of me, and their refusal to have a family meeting with the social worker at the hospital. I am trying really hard for my husband and children's sake not to just bar them from the room. Please don't judge, I get plenty of that from them. I just need to get this out. We have been together 17 years.