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I sweat so much during my workout today that my shorts were sopping and they actually fell off. I picked them up and physically wrung them out in the sink. Gross!!!!
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shareMy obliques look really ripped today. Thank you, Jillian!
When I started eating mostly veggies, fruits, and yogurt, my skin cleared up, my hair got nicer, I stopped getting sick, and I lost a ton of weight (90 lbs). I kind of miss junky food sometimes, but I wouldn't trade how I feel now for the world.
My husband is sitting next to me on the couch trying to shove SunChips into my mouth. Is that a sign or something? I didn't think I was THAT skinny.
Yay, no cavities! Even though I feel like I'm 8 when I say that, it still feels good.
My sis told me that her BIL came home drunk and started beating the crap out of her SIL (her BIL's wife). Her SIL is due any day now and I seriously wonder why they decided to have a kid in the first place. When I asked my sis, she said "Oh, they thought it would be fun to have a baby". Why are people like this allowed to breed? That poor little baby.
Spending the afternoon with my 2 y.o. nephew in my house reminds me of why I'm CF. It also makes me painfully aware of how non-childproof my house is.
I didn't think there could be a worse teen mom than Farrah from last season. Then I saw the episode of "16 and pregnant" with Jenelle. That poor baby...his mother is a selfish little BRAT.
My mom is 52 and I don't think she gets the concept of saving money. We're planning a vacation that is going to cost $3000-$4000 per person and I'm seriously wondering how she plans to pay for it.
My sister's SIL wanted her baby to be a girl SO BADLY and she had it yesterday...it was a BOY!!! I think it's hilarious, but she's pretty upset about it. Geez, who cares whether it's a boy or a girl anyway?
My CW and I often work the PM shift together and it can get slow sometimes. We entertain ourselves by reading the "admitting DX" for the ER visits...sometimes, I really wonder: "headache" "doesn't feel well" and "sore throat" don't usually sound that life-threatening to me.
I'm more stressed about the road construction that's affecting my commute than I am about my actual job. I f-ing HATE road construction and detours.
Yesterday, a surgeon sent me a piece of some guy's lung in a used Ziploc baggie and wanted me to culture it. I called him and told him we couldn't do much because the specimen wasn't in a sterile container. The surgeon said "What? You mean that baggie wasn't sterile?" Um, remind me to NEVER have an operation done by that guy!
When you have to get up at 2am for work on July 5th, the 4th of July is more of an annoyance than a holiday.
It'd be nice if the customer service personnel for our lab didn't tell people it's OK to submit stool samples in Ziploc baggies.
When DH is really hungry, he stands in front of the fridge and eats the condiments plain...today, he was drinking Worchestershire sauce out of the bottle, followed by a shot of soy sauce and a squirt of mustard. Then he took a bite out of the onion that was in there. Just eat some real food, dammit, you're grossing me out!
Last night, during sex, DH stopped cold and made the weirdest face. He was groaning and said "Ow, wait, I just got a horrible leg cramp!" Then he lost his erection and I started laughing. He was really in pain, but then he started laughing too and finished me off with some AMAZING oral. Maybe it wasn't storybook-romantic sex, but it was pretty damn good in my book!
I just realized that the only furniture we've ever really bought in our five years together as a couple is our bed. The rest is all hand-me-down stuff. I kind of want to buy a new couch that's only been used by us, even though it seems like a waste of money to buy one before the old one is completely destroyed.
I really wish men's bodies were as beautiful as women's bodies. My back and rear end are milky white and smooth as silk; my husband's are covered in hair and zits and huge moles. Lucky for him he has a decent sized penis, I guess.
