I moved my sister (the youngest in the fam) down for the summer, thinking it would be good for both of us. My DH is deployed and she is still trying to figure out what she wants to do in life. What a mistake. We're complete opposites. Here's to hoping she can't find a job down here and decides to move back home!!

8 days before my husband gets home from his Iraq deployment and I got my period tonight. HAPPPPPPPY DANNNNNNCE!!!! Should be finishing up 3 days before he gets home!

I walked into the room at kids' daycare and overheard DH telling the woman that he doesn't know how I took care of two kids alone during his deployment and that I am super mom. I heart him.

DH and I are doing a big Thanksgiving dinner with all the single soldiers we work with that aren't going home. So far, the guest list is at 16. I know it'll be fun, but I am starting to get nervous!!

Grr, I told DH last night that we need to be cautious and to "pull out" because I'm about to ovulate...but he didn't. We are of like mind where, if I did get pregnant, it would be a blessing but we're okay with 2kids right now. I used the contraceptive foam too, so we'll see what happens...

Thanks for the potty training advice. I know your son was potty trained before he turned 2, but I'm not going to "beat him" everytime he has an accident. What is wrong with you, psycho?

Stop referring to your girlfriend as your wife. You guys aren't married (even though she is pregnant with your second kid) because if you DID get married, she would no longer qualify for the gov't program that is paying for her entire pregnancy and birth. What a freaking dirtbag you are! Take care of your family!!! You are making six figures a year for sitting at your desk half the day playing games on your computer!

I can't STAND waiting on other people so I can do my job. I have FOUR boxes that need to get shipped and have been waiting since MONDAY for this guy to fill out his paperwork for ONE ITEM in one of the boxes. AHHHHHHH, get your shit together guy!!!

Hey CW, do you really need to come behind my desk to talk to me? I specifically set up my work area so that people couldn't see what was on my computer screen when they walk in. Quit being so darn nosey!

I work in an all-male office, in a blue collar job. The guy at the next desk has a screensaver with pictures of topless women covering their nipples with their hands. I just left the room because another guy was watching "Beer Fest"(?) and there was two people have loud sex in the scene. I want to say something to these guys, but then I'd be "the bitch".