I'll bet that it burns you up to see me lose 20lbs since starting Jenny Craig in January. Serves you right for acting superior and calling me lazy and fat. Since you've gained 30lbs since then, I'm thinking of dropping off my now-too-big size 18's in a bag on your doorstep with a nice note.

My friend just had a baby with her boyfriend (he is in the Navy.) He got word that his ship might go to Haiti for three months. They were super upset, understandably. FORTUNATLEY, he just found out they're not going! I'm so glad for them... I would have helped her out but it still would have been hard for her child's father to miss the first three months of his son's life!!

Yes, supervisor, telling me in front of the whole office that all I do is "sit behind the desk and eat all day" WAS harrasment. Yes, I went up the chain with it. Yes, our boss reprimanded you and warned you about doing it again. No, it's not because you're black and he and I are white. Stop gossiping about the incident in the office as if you weren't in the wrong!

An ex-friend of mine married her husband after 7 months of knowing him. She got out of the military and decided to go to school using the GI Bill. Before marriage they agreed to wait for kids. Now she's taking a semester off (so no income), trying DESPERATELY to get pregnant (never mind that her husband doesn't want kids just yet) and she's living off her husband, who is an E-4 in the Navy. Disgusted? You bet. I'm just glad we're not friends anymore. I wouldn't be able to "mind my own business" and "keep my mouth shut" about her idiocy.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 8 months. Before he and I started dating, we were pretty close friends and worked together. During this period he told me that he had a crush on a mutual friend and coworker, but all she wanted was a hook-up and he was looking for a relationship. They did NOT hook up, it didn't go beyond mild invitation on her part. (I will mention here that she is very pretty, ladylike and thin. I'm not ugly, but a bigger girl.) He and I got closer, and eventually started dating. I can NOT stop thinking about how he liked her first...

I judge grown women that are all about the Twilight books/movies. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them, but at 26 I am too old to be obsessing over Edward or Jacob. The grown-up "Twi-hards" CREEP me right the hell out!!

I got Mirena a week ago, and today in the shower decided to "check" for the string for the first time. Found it, and was subsequently creeped the hell out. Not sure why, lol!

J.R: I am so very happy with my new relationship. Since you are 35 years old, I thought you could be happy for me and not passive-aggresively end our tentative IM friendship because you "can't take" that I'm over you and with someone else. Thanks for waiting until I was a year into my new relationship to finally tell me you loved me. Too little, too late, honey. Maybe you can mature in time for your next relationship, but somehow I don't think you will. Must be why you date women in thier 20's, huh?