No DH...it is YOUR fault that our 20 month old DS fell two steps down and flat on his face on my aunt's concrete floor on NYE. Thanks...now he has a huge busted lip. All I asked you to do (since you had already eaten 3x's) was to watch him while I ate my 2 hotwings and 2 tamales...but NO...you were more interested in hearing my response about going to your friends house after midnight to drink, than to keep an eye on him. He was no further than 2 feet in front of you!! I wanted to kick you in the balls so damn bad for letting our son get hurt while under your "watchful" eye. DAMMIT!!

When I was pregnant with my 3rd child (he's 19 months now), I used to love the taste of chalk. Yes, like the chalk on a chalk board at school. While taking some courses at the local college, I'd imagine myself licking the chalk board after the professor erased the board...sometimes I couldn't even concentrate on class discussions. WTF was I thinking? I even went out and bought some chalk from WalMart to lick before going to bed. My two older kiddos, DH, friends, family....everyone...thought I was crazy. I was just craving!!

DH: PLEASE....Tell your mother, stepfather, AND 24 y/o brother that when they are at OUR house, they can flush the toilet paper down the toilet. I'm tired of seeing shitty toilet paper in the trash can...especially if there isn't a fucking trash bag. I know that where they live they cannot flush the TP, but for crying out loud...we don't live in the middle of nowhere!!

I had to be at work at 7 this morning....so I woke EVERYONE up at 5am. I just had to see their faces light up when they saw what Santa AND mommy & daddy got them for Christmas. DH and youngest DS are sleeping right now (must be nice...given the fact that I didn't finish wrapping til 1:30 this morning) Our other DS & DD are up playing with their Grandparents. Damn I wish it was 3 already!! I wanna go home and play with my toys too!!

Got-dammit newspaper delivery guy....if you back your truck into our yard one more fucking time, I will put a spike strip or a board w/ nails down on the yard to puncture your fucking tires!! Keep off of our lawn. You're ruining our grass!!! There's a fucking driveway next to our house for you to back into, why the hell do you keep going in the yard AND on our sidewalk leading to our front door???? STUPID FUCK!!!