Ordered the P90X Friday night...DH and I WILL CONQUER THIS!!!! My CW has it, lost 20 lbs last year, but at the end of his 90 days (week before Thanksgiving) he stopped...gained it back. He'll be on track with DH & I...We'll all keep each other motivated.

So Wednesday began week *2* of P90X....low and behold, I didn't get to do my Yoga today...AAAHHHH!!!! I've done so well. Kids were off from school/daycare, and they would've gotten in the way since DH was there to play/distract them. Once he got home, we all went out for lunch and I didn't fall asleep til 3pm...I work overnight so when I got up at 9pm, I had to get ready for work. I should've just done it when I got home at 730am while the kids were watching t.v. in their bedrooms, lesson learned.

After my first two, I went back down to my 98 lbs (pre-pregnancy) within a week of delivery....AFTER my 3RD...I'm still at 119 lbs. Why can't I get back down to that size and weight?? GETTING OLDER SUCKS!!!

I have this habit of weighing myself *before* and *afer* I use the bathroom. Even if it's just a few ounces....it still looks good. LOL.

Dear step-dad of DH.... please, for the love of all that is holy, if you are not going to wash your hands after using the bathroom, do NOT stick your hands in the bowl with the finger foods in it. We don't want any of your nastiness going into our systems. Stop coming to the dinner table with your filth--and before I get flamed, we know he doesn't wash because right after the flush, the door opens...and if we go in after him, the sink is completely dry. DH just doesn't have the balls to tell him anything.

OMGoodness, the in-laws stayed over for the past few nights and just left, I went to clean up the guest bathroom.......and there's SHIT on the back of the toilet seat. WTF?? How can a grown ass man (I know it's my DH's step-dad) not be able to tell that he got shit on the toilet....it's not like he closes the lid....HELLO!?!? DID YOU MISS THE BIG BROWN SPOT CAUSE I SAW IT AS SOON AS I WALKED IN THE DOOR!!! Nasty! Oh wait I forgot, after you flush, you walk right out, you wouldn't have seen it even if you wanted to. I should make MIL clean up her husbands shit!

I'm at work right now, so tell me why do I smell a shitty diaper??? I changed DS before coming to work, but it was just a wet diaper...no poop. Is it my CW that's sitting 5 feet away? Hmmmm.....

It's a good thing that my DH doesn't pay attention to me when I tell him about this amazing site that I've grown to love and trust (along with all of you amazing women). But, I must confess....and please don't flame me.... After all the flirting we've been doing, I've officially become the "other woman". Don't get me wrong, I am so in love with my DH...so much....but there are so many times recently where he's been a completely different person. I didn't do it cause I suspect him of cheating because I don't; I did it for me. This is something that *I* wanted.

I really wish our officers would call out when they're on/off duty. I have more responsibilities than you guys think....it's just a common courtesy to me. Why can't ya'll do that...for me? It only takes 5 seconds of your time and radio time. Geez.

DEAR CW's (ALL OF YOU), do you not see how nasty it is to keep using the same damn coffee pot and NOT wash it. We go through at least 4 pots of coffee in this small office and I have yet to see 1 of you wash it. Am I the only one that finds this disgusting? Am I the only one that washes it? A clear pot looks more appealing than a "golden-brown" pot. Nasty asses.

Dear selfish CW: you know that working in a police department, you cannot leave until you get relieved by the next shift. IF I didn't tell you that I was ready to log in and let you leave....DO NOT LOG OUT. And to top it off, there was shit going on that needed you to remain logged in. Don't think I won't mention this to the boss man.

It smells like shit in our small office.......... I think it's my CW.

I have to work Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Years Eve, AND New Years Day....YAY ME (j/k). on the bright side..I do get paid for "4" Holidays on top of me working. Whoo-hoo.

My DH told me a few years ago about the things one of his poker friends would do to his wife. When they'd hang out at their house and the wife would do something ditzy, DH's friend would pat her on the head and say "Aw, you're so pretty"... DH said that she always thought he was just calling her pretty cause she was ditzy by nature. So the other day, I was asking about football, and he turned to me, patted my head, and said..."AH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY..." WTF!?!?!?! -I knew football season was over DAMMIT!! I just had a simple question. Geez!

DEAR DH.....I know you've been sick from your stomach for over a week now, but *PLEASE* clean up the evidence of your explosion in the toilet. My eyes, nose, and stomach cannot take it anymore!! Neither can the kids. You can easily squirt the toilet cleaner around the bowl so I don't have to do it everytime. PLEASE! Love, Your DW.