Yesterday, while little one was napping, DH came in all pouty. I asked him what was wrong and he said he wanted to masturbate, but he was so tense nothing was happening. Joking, I said show me. No wonder nothing was happening, his technique sucked. I had him lay down on the bed and close his eyes, and I knocked him out in five minutes. How the hell does a man get to be 30 and not know how to jack off? On the bright side, he rubbed my back later, so massage for a massage...