If a guest says they don't like cats, I shut my cat in another room while they're here. Last night I was at someone's house for dinner and they had this enormous dog that kept sticking its nose in everyone's crotch, getting up on people. And when we sat down to eat, the dog kept putting its paws on our laps, snuffling around under the table. Finally I was like, "You know, I'm not that good with dogs..." and they just glared at me as if I'd said, "I am the Antichrist." That's the last time we go there. What pigs.