My dh takes so much shit from me and my sis...he's a hell of a man for putting up with us and hanging in there! The other night he was standing in front of my sis (she was sitting on the couch) showing her something and I de-pansed him (didn't know he was commando). Sis saw EVERYTHING. He was like, "Damn, she saw my schlong...now she's gonna be all over me". Without missing a beat and with a straight face sis says..."I think that's considered more of a shlort". Had me in tears laughing so hard!