Got-dammit newspaper delivery guy....if you back your truck into our yard one more fucking time, I will put a spike strip or a board w/ nails down on the yard to puncture your fucking tires!! Keep off of our lawn. You're ruining our grass!!! There's a fucking driveway next to our house for you to back into, why the hell do you keep going in the yard AND on our sidewalk leading to our front door???? STUPID FUCK!!!