When my kids push me to the edge I wish I could be like Homer Simpson when he grabs Bart by the throat, chokes him, Bart's eyes bulge, his tongue hangs out and he is making that gurgling noise all while Homer yells "WHY YOU LITTLE..." Then I could put them down, they would be fine, and I would feel soooooo much better! Ah cartoon life....wouldn't it be nice once in awhile????