May 27, 2012|
A woman at work named her new baby son "Precious". In my head I keep saying it like Gollum does, and now I'm terrified I'll accidentally say it out loud like that. "Oh, how is your presssussssshhh?" more
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I buy my kids Uncrustables because they are pre-teen boys and always always want to eat and making themselves a PBJ sandwich is so messy.
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shareNever been into Pinterest, but I love the sites that you can publish your "bucket list" on, spend ages on those!
Dear cousin, you bought your boobs, which is perfectly fine, but trying to pass them off as "genetic" to family members who know you've had a boob job is just stupid, especially when you've already bragged to everyone who will listen that you have implants.
This summer, I stopped paying the lawn guy and let my 12 year old take over mowing the lawn. He's out there almost every day working on it, and he's so much better behaved now that he has something to work on and take pride in. It's been great for him - and I'm paying him half of what I was paying the lawn guy.
Our friends over at LOOK TV teamed up with THE GLOW to celebrate moms BEYOND MOTHER'S DAY and they're doing an amazing giveaway -- 3 luxe Coach bags! Just jump on over to LOOK TV, subscribe to the channel and leave a comment about your mom. That's it -- they'll be picking winners at random at the end of the week. 
I have been trying to have a baby for awhile and haven't been successful. My good friend is adopting a baby girl in 4 months and I am so extremely happy for her. Just because I am sad doesn't mean I can't be happy for her.
Please don't judge the woman pulling her food stamps card out of her Coach purse. You don't know how she came by it. Maybe it was a gift. Maybe it's borrowed. Maybe it was won. Maybe it was bought before the need for food stamps.
Frankly, it's none of your business anyway.
I'm not sure where this idea came from that American live on crappy, fatty food with no taste and no nutrition. Because every single person I know likes Chinese food, Indian, Thai, sushi, Italian, Mediterranean, Mexican, or other ethnic food and eats it on a regular basis. Often they do so because they themselves are Asian, Indian, Italian, Mediterranean, Mexican or other ethnic group! The rest of us do it because it tastes good. So please...enough. There is other food in the United States besides McDonald's and Old Country Buffet. You should come here and try some.
It really bugs me how some people are all like "poor people in America are nowhere near as poor as those in third world countries so they have NOTHING to complain about." So basically it's not a big deal to be poor in America? It's not a competition of who has it worse and if somebody doesn't have it as bad then they can't complain.
My kids haven't been this relaxed at home in months.
My aunt kept putting cats in the dryer when she was little for a fun little spin. My grandmother kept telling her "no" It didn't work so my grandmother put my aunt in the dryer for a little spin. My aunt never did it again. Wow, different times.
