What a Nut
My 3yo ds calls his penis his peanut and nuts. He ran up to me today yelling "Look how big my peanut is!". Gotta love boys!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/530333
Whiskers... The Mom
DD told me that my chin hairs were poking her cheek the other night when I was tucking her in. I'm her mother. ~big sigh~
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/530185
Target Practice
Is the toilet bowl not BIG enough for you to Pee in???
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/530149
As Good As New!
Ladies, today I hit a brand new all time personal low. I was in a rush to get us all ready to go out for dinner with visiting family and after bathing the baby, getting her dressed, feeding her, changing her after she kakked and threw up all over herself and me, then bathing the 3 yr old, getting HER dressed and ready, I did it - the mom's version of the french shower. Took off my top and bra that were covered in baby puke, wiped the baby puke off my chest and neck with a damp towel, spritzed some perfume over the general area, put on a fresh bra and top and walla good to go. Yep. My life.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/530239
Lojack for Moms
I truly believe that as children exit the womb they cunningly place a tracking device in said organ, therefore in the event of hiding from them in the bathroom or trying to quietly puff on a cigarette they find you...they always f***ing find you...........
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/530025
It's Simple:
My favorite part of naptime? Pooping in peace.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/529930
Salty and Sweet
Attention: MARGARITA CUPCAKES - WITH tequila - That is all... :D
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/529691
Goodbye, Old Friends....
Help! My breasts have collapsed! Two babies and a 35 years later they can't seem to stand on their own! Oh well...time t trade in push ups for support and sexy for comfort! Aging. The ultimate splash of cold water....
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/529512
Annoying Eats...
DH's new favorite show is Good Eats. He is now an expert on all things cooking. It's annoying when I'm trying to cook dinner and he's telling me the molecular make up of a pot roast.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/529396
Wow.
you know you need to shave when you can feel the wind blowing through your leg hairs. lmao!!!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/529262
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