It's Not Just for Kids
I wish my 2 YO would play with her glob of playdough & let me play with mine. I know, I'm OMG-ing myself
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/527019
Just to "Pee" Safe...
Hee, hee. I just shredded a boatload of documents (the pile has been mounting). For good measure, I took two of DDs poopy diapers & smeared them in the bag then took a whiz in the bag. Take that, identity thieves.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526984
Taking Care of St. Nick
My five-year-old decided that we need to make Santa Claus peanut butter cookies, instead of chocolate chip (you know, in 9 flipping months) because "Santa needs more protein. If he's going to eat cookies, he should at least get peanut butter in them." Yeah, I don't know where she gets these things either.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526926
Preggers 4-Everrrrrr
I wonder when the last time was Michelle Duggar had a period.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526885
Chip Flakes...
Today i asked dd if she wanted cheerios for breakfast. "No." I asked if she wanted corn flakes. "No." I asked what she wanted. "Chips." I gave her corn flakes...and told her they were little chips.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526789
That's kind of Lude-A...
Ok Kelly Ripa, I'm sure Ludacris really wants to talk about breast milk and pregnancy with you...
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526773
Mystery Poo
So the other day I wake up (EARLY) to DH cursing like crazy. I asked what happened and he said our DS got his poop on him. I got up and saw poop on our bed, mattress, all over our blinds and our ds diaperless with the diaper no where in sight. The funny thing is our son had no poop on his shirt or hands. I still wonder how he got the poop all over the blinds..
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526210
Multitasking Mom
Holding my baby with one arm and getting the cork out of the wine bottle with my teeth... Makes me realize what a class act I really am!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526329
Cheers!
To most people "BM" means breast milk or bowel movement. For me, it means Bloody Mary!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/526165
Out. Of. Shape.
Whew..went to exercise today for the first time in years and now I'm in pain. Oh not from the work out, I pulled a muscle in my back putting on my sports bra :/
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Body/confession/257050
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