Pluck and Play?
DS, No you absolutely may not take my tweezers outside to play.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523756
Status Update:
I wish when I logged onto FB, I didn't have 50 posts of game apps to wade through...I don't want to be mean, so I'll say it here...I don't care about Farmville, Fishville, Yoville, sorority life, or mafia wars...I don't have any horseshoes or nails to give you, I don't care that you saved a whale caught in seaweed, and if you find some uncommon brown or black mystery eggs, I'd advise you to slowly back away and call somebody. Sorry, it's just not my thing.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523154
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
I think my vagina hole has cobwebs covering it.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523699
Thanks for the Honesty. I think?!
I was having a bad day. I was a little upset. My son (4yo) walks up, rubs my back and says 'your not fat Mommy, you're beautiful'. What? Where did that come from? Lol.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523430
Can You Read My Mind?
I make up dirty song lyrics in my head during department meetings. Makes time go by much faster.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Office/confession/152762
Sorry Doc!
I went to the DR today for my 34 week check-up. I went to the bathroom to leave my urine sample as soon as I checked in. I ended up going #2-a lot-and even after flushing it twice, it wouldn't all flush. I left quickly and went to sit in the waiting room. I really hope they don't know it was me-I would die!!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523690
Interesting Choice, Son...
I can hear my son playing in his room, showing his clothes to the cat! lol!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523264
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
I am having a girl's weekend at the cottage this weekend with my old university room-mates. Chick flicks, sleeping in, PJ's, NO KIDS, Jose Cuervo and my friend's amazing magic bar recipe. There is also a dairy with ice cream made fresh daily nearby. WE'RE all SO EXCITED!!!!!! I wish some of you guys could come!!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523499
How Do You Take Your Formula?
This morning I was all sleepy eyed when making my son's bottle and I accidently put a scoop of his baby formula in my coffee.....I just spooned out what I could, stirred, and drank it anyway!!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/523045
Can You Hear Me Now?
My DS is obsessed with the competitive Verizon/At&t commercials which each state they have better service than the other. It reminds me of the competitive Coke/Pepsi commercials when I was a kid. However, I don't remember being this caught up in it. He desperately wants to know which service is better in the event he gets a cell phone someday. Relax little man, you're 9. We've got time to figure this out :)
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/522696
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