Extreme Mental Makeover
whenever I go into someone's home, I mentally go through all the changes I would make to the decor.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/518138
Privacy, Please!
Dear 16 month old: When I say I'd like a little privacy, I'm not asking for the moon. All I mean is, perhaps you might consider NOT standing between my knees, staring into the toilet bowl and laughing maniacally every time I pee.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517944
You've Been Promoted
So...when are they gonna change your title to something that more accurately represents what you do all day? "Executive Assistant in Charge of Shooting the Shit All Day with her Coworkers as Opposed to Actually Assisting Anyone."
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Office/confession/151933
Grocery Affair
I want an open relationship. Sorry Trader Joes, I still love you but I'm seeing Fresh and Easy too.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517803
Eff FB
facebook sucks....i really could care less what you thought of the LOST episode from last night or if you have had your cup of coffee or not...i knew you for like 10 minutes in high school and fairly certain we didn't like each other..........ugh
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517674
Cleany the Cat
How long do you think it would take me to train my cat to do housework???
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517660
Jane Who?
Apparently I am not myself anymore. My boss just gave me something and said, "Please give this to Jane." I said, "Give this to Jane?" He said, "Yes." I looked at him. He looked at me. And I said, "Okay . . . Done." I am Jane. And 1 hour later I am still shaking my head.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Office/confession/151848
Chocoholic
Just give me the chocolate and back away slowly and no one will get hurt.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517442
Death by Washing
Dearest husband, I promise that it will not kill you to get up and do some cleaning around here. In the unlikely even I am wrong and it actually does kill you I give you my permission to haunt me for as long as you wish. Love, Me.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517580
Mom's Retreat
I went on a Mom's retreat this morning. And by that I mean that I spent 45 minutes by myself in the bathroom...showering, shaving legs, blow drying hair, the works, while husband played with babies quietly downstairs. BEST.MORNING.EVER.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/517534
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