Who Let the Dogs Out
I'm glad I have dogs so I don't have to sweep the kitchen as much.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/515682
Flush Much?
I would be extremely embarrassed if I left shit stains in the toilet; DH however, is unphased.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/515913
Mommy's HEAD is Spinning Round and Round!
The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and Round. Round and Round. Round and Round. Round and round. While mommy goooooes craaaaaazzzyyy!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/516068
The Internet is Scary!
Just did symptom checker on WebMd. I either have gas, bladder cancer, or chlamydia. Hmmm.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/515244
Like Mother, Like Daughter
When I am laying in bed, I rub my feet together without even realizing that I am doing it. DH has pointed it out. I mentioned it to my Mom in conversation and apparently, she does the exact same thing. We are more alike every day. (Help me! lol)
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/516035
iPod Nightmare
I had a dream last night that the black eyed peas were trying to kill me, and the other day about a detachable penis, WOW i gotta stop falling asleep to my Ipod!!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/514924
Yeah, well forget the IPod AND the IPad...
Is still have and use a V C R.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/516026
Eat Your Veggies, Kid.
Rotten kid in store asked why I was so fat. His mom just stood there and smirked. SOo... I looked at him and said "Because my mommy made me eat all my vegetables." Nasty bitch, next time correct your kid.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/515177
Silence is Golden
I don't flush at night.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/515781
From the Blushing Bride, With Love...
Dear guests I actually want to come, No. You can't bring a guest I have never met and really means nothing to you, either. No. I don't care if that means you can't come.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Bride/confession/50235