Kung POO Fighting
My three year old sings at the top of his lungs "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting" while he poops. I can't help but laugh whenever he goes to the bathroom.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/499493
Delivery!
I love the way my little boy talks! Today when i told him that we are going to eat chines for dinner he ran and told my husband, "Daddy, we're gonna have vaginese for dinner!" LOL
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/499571
Hate to Love!
I stalk my husband's ex on Facebook. I want to hate her (he does) but she actually seems really cool.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Wife/confession/30254
Where Do Babies Come From?
4-year-old daughter asked for the 1st time if her baby brother came out of my belly button. I said, "No, he came out of my vagina." She said, "Did it break?" I wanted to scream YES, YES IT DID! But I said, "No, it stretches out so the baby can come out, then it goes back to its normal size." I wish it were all that simple.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/499542
Don't Press Your Luck!
If my best friend whines about one more thing re: my ceremony I swear to GOD I'm going to find her the ugliest bridesmaid dress on earth and make her look awful. I was 7 months pregnant in her wedding and never complained once. Don't push me, I'll do it.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Bride/confession/49065
Rich... At Heart.
I have a new house, Mid-Century Modern/Danish taste, and an Ikea pocketbook.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Wife/confession/30170
Worst Damn Sports Show!
DF if I wake up to ESPN on the tv at 6 in the morning one more time I SWEAR I will throw the remote through your beloved big screen. I don't like my dreams ending in football and sports commentaries. Your not even awake, yet you choose to sleep ONTOP of the cable remote. come'on!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Wife/confession/30167
Nerd Alert
i'm such a nerd. i love stand-up comedy. i always have. i used to fall asleep watching caroline's comedy hour when i was little. i'm the only 24-year-old female i know who watches this much comedy central.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Single/confession/14076
Pass the Syrup!
Post-breastfeeding. My boobs look like pancakes.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Body/confession/251487
'Nough Said (Hiccup)
Its been a boozy afternoon :)
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Single/confession/13975
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