Not So Quiet Time
If I thought I could actually do it comfortably, I would go to the bathroom and try and take a nap while sitting on the toilet.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Office/confession/147770
Take One for The Team!
I am keeping a secret from my friends....I switched teams. No I am not talking about my sexuality. I switched from Team Edward to Team Jacob. Grown up body, lame-o teenage inside. Great.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Wife/confession/29654
The Best Imaginary Friend
My 4 1/2 yo DD has a imaginary friend named Grandma Huddard. At Grandma Huddard's house she has other siblings, the coolest new toys, and Grandma Huddard will make her all of her favorite things to eat. I'm kinda jealous, I want to go to Grandma Huddards house too.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/498291
Top Slop Chef
Every once in a while I cook something for dinner that is so bad I can't even pretend to eat it, can't even pick out the good parts. That was dinner tonight. We all just sorta pushed it around our plates until I said "OK" and took the plates to the sink. Nothing else was spoken and I cooked up some popcorn.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/498342
Meet the World's Oldest Bride
WHEN are you going to ask?? Sometime before I qualify for AARP I hope..
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Bride/confession/48837
My Twin Hubbie
Disturbing realization...Gym boyfriend #1 (I only admire from afar) looks a little like DH. Overheard a conversation that led me to realize they have the same profession. Out in the parking lot I realize they drive the same damn car. Great, so apparently my fantasy is to have exactly what I already have in a very slightly different package. Good thing gym BF #2 is total opposite from both of them...
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Body/confession/251287
Don't Judge a Book by his Teeth
My boyfriend has dandruff, not the best teeth and eats like a caveman. i cannot get enough of him though. he makes me laugh, makes me happy and is so smart. i hope my family can also see past the "cover."
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Single/confession/13725
Someone needs Office Space!
My Office Hell: A coworker who praises Jesus after everything he says/does, another one that has no concept of an inside voice and cracks loud and stupid remarks following with guffaws of laughter, one that digs into her ear with her pen while you're talking to her and wipes it on her shirt, one that can't tell a story without saying "um" a thousand times and getting off track another thousand, one that asks if you're mad at him every time he sees you, and none of them can think for themselves without coming to me for help... Even though I'm not even a supervisor! GYAH!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Office/confession/147799
Holy Momma!
When we miss church I tell people we went to Saint Mattress or Our Lady of the sheets or Holy comforter. Now my kids are saying it I know I'm going to hell in a hand basket!
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/498155
Doggone Tired!
Dear dog, I love you but it's cold, windy as hell and raining...can you just shit and be done already? Thanks.
http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Mom/confession/498104
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